Love Letters: {Season 2 Hair}

Dear Sterling Knight/Chad Dylan Cooper,

Remember when I saw this photo of you and forgot to breathe for a moment? Not because you are posing it up with young children, which would make me a total pedo, but because you have THE SEASON 2 HAIR!!!!

Let’s begin with the length of the haircut. A major improvement over season 1 if you ask me. Please keep your hair this length from now on. The hair accentuates the overall hotness of CDC’s face, I think the majority of our readers will agree with me.

Next, let’s talk about how much older it makes our precious SK look. Not like “oh mah gawd, he is too flippin’ old to be on Disney channel…”, but more like “uhm, hi…SK. Keep on keepin’ on!” (or was it truckin’?) Anyway, I no longer feel like such a puma when I am lusting after this Disney star. And that is a good thing.

Just think of how awesome season 2 hair will look when it is used in scenes like this:

Except it will not be fakeseason2hairtouching, it will be for reals!!!

However, I have to admit to something that is terribly wrong with the Season 2 hair…

It will be, at one point, paired with this outfit.

For the love of the Falls, you are not in the cast of “Hair”, or about to stage a protest for #Channy love. Or are you?!

All my love,
Penelope

After reading Penelope's inspired letter, Chloe and I couldn't resist adding our own tributes.

Dear Mackenzie,

I thought you were the man of my dreams in Season 1. I thought it couldn’t get any better and I was ready to hop into Cher’s passenger seat and ride off into the sunset with you. And then I saw the picture. You know the one.

Remember how during those awkward teen years there was always that kid who would come back after summer break looking hot and grown-up? I think you’ve had your summer and I’m loving the results. Not only does this new hair cut make you even hotter, something I didn’t realize was possible, but I no longer feel conflicted over my lusting for a Disney show star.

I don’t doubt you’ll still be able to play Chad Dylon Cooper, the best actor of his generation, but now you’re Chad Dylon Cooper with mega-hot hair.

I have to ask, what inspired the haircut?

Dare I say you might have wanted to impress your Lady? I had to say it, I dared myself. Perhaps you wanted to clean up a bit for your imminent date with Sonny? (The one we’re all waiting for more or less patiently?) You know, it doesn’t really matter why the Season 2 hair happened, I’m just thankful it did.

Let’s be in love,
Sonny

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Dear Chad,

Bang me.

Love, Chloe.

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breakin' it down: {the muscles}

It all started last night, whilst viewing the new stills for the supposed impending season 2 premiere of our beloved, "Sonny with a Chance". We were under the impression that "Falling for the Falls" would be the season premiere, because, hi, it's the only clip they have been promoting on the Disney Channel. We anticipated the Chad/Sonny goodness, along with Chad's skinny jeans. So here is where my two friends and i, picked it up after getting the mind-boggling news...

Penelope: WHERE ARE HIS EFFIN' SKINNY JEANS!? I had to say it...I dared myself.

Chloe: um. the black skinny jeans are the most amazing development, other than the hair. i mean, hi.

Penelope: More like jadgsiojdsofljadsiojfoaewihaew!

Sonny: S2 Chad is going to be so hot. I'm not sure I can handle it

Chloe: i know for sure i wont be able to handle it. On top of all of that, he has been looking more svelte lately. yes sir, he has.

Penelope: Do you think he and Zac go on gym dates together?

Chloe: they totally go on gym dates together.

Sonny: I can't even picture that without hyperventilating

Penelope: maybe Zac decided he was worthY of muscles...and has decided to teach him his muscly ways.

Sonny: Which he's only doing so he'll be unbanned from the set of Mackenzie Falls--he loves that show.

Chloe: i am looking for a picture that proves the addition of more muscles from season 1 to season 2.

Chloe: Found it! Let us discuss, this:

Sonny: There is NOTHING wrong with this picture.

Chloe: 1. he is in a fitted shirt...we approve. 2. it is V-NECKED! holla! 3. and i see pectorals.

Chloe: AND his hair looks as it did at Bonnie Hunt, therefore, i approve!

Penelope: I like that you get a hint of the dimples in his face from the side view…

Sonny: Oh the dimples. I love them.

Sonny: I still can't believe Disney tricked us about “Falling for the Falls” being the season premiere.

Sonny: Why on earth would they do this to us?! Channy is like rainbows and sunshine and puppies!

Penelope: because they are tricky tricksters.

Chloe: channy is like...happygasms of freakin happiness. in a completely PG form. Of course.

Penelope: Truth.

"tensions rise...Mackenzie Falls"